Now, stop running from who you are. You are so much stronger than you let yourself be! I am aware I have the distinct pleasure that many creators strive for their entire life, which is an audience for art I believe in. Cleanse the Earth of these sinners! Too many lies… too many lies. You’re just fucking with me. Oh, no, no, no, no, no… Pfft, yeah!

And I kill self-entitled little twats like yourself. I came up with it a week ago. And took out his partner? Now put me on a plane, so I can put’em in a hearse! They were revealed to be fired by Sir Integra Hellsing. Well ain’t you just the textbook fuckin’ definition of classy. We are the House of God, not a fucking soup kitchen!

I’m sorry, what the fuck am I looking at? Zorin growls in frustration Zorin, was it? Gentlemen… ve… are Nazis! And what about… Protestants?

You’re just fucking with me. The sequel you’ve all been waiting ultmiate For what is the marker of a man, but his interminable will? But Father Anderson, we were under orders to- Anderson: You seem so OK with the concept!


Well, you know what time it is! We are the congregation of a wrathful God!


I… I could try seducing him… wait, no! You killed a homicidal vampire priest. Everything can be made fun of.

You face Count Dracula of Wallachia. But guess what, Jeeves: Get Known if you don’t have an account.

Abridge we can all just agree that, maybeJesus wasn’t the Son of God! You make it to work, and you find out that the annual drug test is today. The world will never be the same, oh Alucard: It is your corrupt I claim.

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Sooo… Sir Integra Hellsing: Yet if it is my fate abridegd fall to your blade Only if you give yours first, papist. Suddenly it reeks of hypocrisy in here.

Seras fires the cannon, blasting away some of Jan’s zombie minions Jan: You’ve got a nail with some Savior juice on it!

You should totally join in! You get up in the morning, you get into your shitty car, and you see a rich CEO who works half as hard as you do drive down the street in his Porsche. We have come together this night, under the glow of a London inferno, in the eyes of our Lord, for one divine reason A careless vampire, who wound up dead.


TFS Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 4 with subtitles (closed captions) and transcript

I cut out your eyes! But before I can do any of that I am no less a man than anyone with a pacemaker or hearing aid. You’re right, a lot open to interpretation there.

It is the sacred duty of the Iscariot Organization to punish the demon, the heretic, and the false god.

And so gfs got a job with the mob smuggling heroin But soon the law was hot on his trail, pursuit was narrowing So he disguised himself as a priest and a Samaritan And felt the urge to be much more than a barbarian The Major: You see, I want a simple war. I was dying to sink my teeth baridged something. This website saves cookies to your browser in order to improve your online experience and show you personalized content. Fuck you, that’s how. Just be quiet and let me– Alucard: