BLITZ PATROLLIE FULL MOVIE 2013

You are a tool, Asshole, and not only are you an asshole, but you are a fuckin foul mouthed, stupid asshole too. All the processual struggles, the micro-narratives and individual talents, have been absorbed into a diorama of mediocrity and I am left only with that end-product to review. June 26, at Add the first question. South Africa is not foreign to us who live on its soil, and hence, this film, never rising even from the level of the mediocre to the profane, is in fact irredeemable through appeals to irony. Midas Mdlalose June van Merch

May 11, at 7: May 17, at 6: May 10, at 6: Blitz makes this obvious immediately through its sheer technical incompetence: They are laughing at us. Does this sound nostalgic, familiar or unoriginal to you depending on your levels of optimism? Now, Toronto or Tribeca might be enough to give me a little bit of a happy.

From knock-out performances to Green Book scooping up the night’s top prize, relive the best moments from this year’s Oscars. Try to say something without the use of expletives……. Absolom Abromovich Santhiran Moonsamy Keep track of everything you watch; tell your friends. This adaptation would require film-makers to have a consciousness about how South Africa reacts to American tropes, whether South Africa even allows these forms of representation, and would produce an intelligent script wherein the rules of genre are exploited and used for the purposes of local storytelling.

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Film festivals are not a nod to any film. Trafficking in caricatures, whether your name is Schuster or Lediga, is still reprehensible!

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The overzealous Ace, on the other hand, can think of nothing better to do in the morning than to put on his “lucky” bulletproof movir and head out to kick some bad guy ass. Deshi Naidoo Mabutho ‘Kid’ Sithole What ze Germans are saying is that this film is utter garbage by their standards. Why cant someone think up something intelligent to write about patrol,ie make a film about it with out all this same garbage!!?? Rummy and Ace manage to blunder into mmovie drugs conspiracy that has its subterranean network linked up all the way to the top and includes a brick sniper: Mr Chetty goes to the nub!

May 13, at 7: May 9, at 4: A dark sci-fi prequelhuge performances at the Oscarsand a star-studded new season of mockumentaries are our picks of the week.

You are a tool, Asshole, and not only are you an asshole, but you are a fuckin foul mouthed, stupid asshole too.

May 17, at 6: In a recent interview, Patrolllie said the following about the Cannes selection: Blitz flattens all its characters into the worst stereotypes.

May 9, at 1: Laverne Augustine Dillon Naiker However…The use of long complicated words is fine but when you string them together sentence after sentence it becomes a bit much.

Rull this link into your RSS reader http: As cringeworthy as Crazy Monkey only more stale than before. Jerry Naidoo Kaseran Pillay I have resisted the anti-seductive lure of this kind of criticism, because what can be said beyond the usual critical platitudes, easily-summoned, boringly-dispatched?

Now, Toronto or Tribeca might be enough to give me a little bit of a happy. Film here is bad for many reasons. All the processual struggles, the micro-narratives and individual talents, have been absorbed into a diorama of mediocrity and I am left only with that end-product to review. And as a biographic indulgence and to ease my conscience, I should add that it gives me no pleasure, no sadistic thrill, at having to critique this film with the mercilessness it demands.

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South Africa is not foreign to us who live on its soil, and hence, this film, never rising even from the level of the mediocre to the profane, is in fact irredeemable through appeals to irony. The hype surrounding this film is astonishing.

There is almost zero texture and zero sophistication in any of these portrayals, producing a kind of cinema that might have been pardonable during the genesis of Schuster, but is no longer excusable. Dr R Tate says: This is what an evisceration should look like. There are better stories ready to be told. Kavish, like your writing style. This country with the help of its mainstream media has really made people fucking dumb.

Are we really this desperate for acknowledgement? Every good Chetty review makes me, the editor, look up and learn a new word.