BIG MOVIE GNARNIA

By using this site, you agree to the Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. Jayma Mays as Lucy. All four go to Tumnus’ house, where they discover that they are all related to one another in a copy of the famous painting The Last Supper , and that the White Bitch killed their parents. When Kisha becomes possessed, Malcolm – determined to keep his sex life on track – turns to a priest, a psychic, and a team of ghost-busters for help. Aslo agrees to help Edward, and he manages to kill Silas, but while breaking Edward out, Aslo is slain by the White Bitch. It’s so lame, stupid and badly timed that it almost put my little brother to tears.

Before dying, he gives clues which lead her to a “Golden Ticket” in a vending machine candy bar. Chewbacca and Stormtroopers cameo appearances Pirates of the Caribbean: They didn’t know it yet. If there’s a gun, you’ll probably blow your brains out. This movie is painful to sit through, and it can be summarized as a pure waste of film, one that is garbage because, the so called attempt at comedy presented here just fails in terms of punch line, and the jokes are immature, stupid and pointless. Cindy must investigate mysterious crop circles and video tapes, and help the President in preventing an alien invasion. Sucks like a black hole. Malcolm and Kisha move into their dream home, but soon learn a demon also resides there.

Joe Gieb as Oompa Loompa. White Bitch Jayma Mays Lucy Faune Chambers Watkins John Manard Super Reviewer.

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Was this review helpful to you? There’s no reason for this movie movir exist. If there’s a knife close to you, you’ll probably slit your throat.

By using this site, you agree to the Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. Keep track of everything you watch; tell your friends. I’m surprised that someone even dared to green lit this trash. They appear moments after they had left, young again. The four are then crushed by the wheel. Jillian Grace as Pirate Wench. Jackson lookalike yells, gnarnai replaces “goddamn” with “motherfuckin'”.

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Jackson and those snakes? Ginney Jones as Cribs Faun.

During “comedic” situations, Golden Tickets are found by other orphans, which include Edward Kal Penna disillusioned monk trainee; Susan Faune Chambersa displaced adopted girl; and Peter Adam Campbella mutant at Mutant Academy who is often teased for his chicken-like wings. Chewbacca and Stormtroopers cameo appearances Pirates of the Caribbean: On the other side, in the middle of a wintry forest, she finds Mr.

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How can you make fun of such self-aware subjects as Borat or Johnny Depp’s winkingly fey Jack Sparrow? Trivia Eagles of Death Metal: Nov 20, Rating: Fred Willard as Aslo. All four meet up at Willy’s Chocolate Factory. If you want great parody films, check out Airplane! Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are the worst “directors” to ever tackle the parody genre. Edward Pervertski Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: I mean, isn’t that the basic criteria?

Scary Movie 4 Lucy getting her tongue stuck to a metal pole Borat: Aslo agrees to help Edward, and he manages to kill Silas, but while breaking Edward out, Aslo is slain by the White Bitch. The only thing that made it slightly watchable was the wide range of movie references, which a major movie-buff like me could appreciate on some level although only due to the minor amusement found in the recognition factors, as opposed to any real comical value.

Four teens are tricked by their professor into visiting a haunted house for a school project.

There they must seek the help of a randy lion, a hoard of mutants from the x academy, students of witchcraft and wizardry, funky swash-buckling pirates gnafnia a mischievous beaver to defeat the evil white bitch! Pancho Moler as Oompa Loompa. She convinces him to trap the other orphans in order to become the king of Gnarnia in her White Castle. Gene Trautmann as Band Member. In the Snakes on a Plane scene, when the Samuel L. The four siblings engage the White Bitch in battle and are killed.

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Michael Lee Gogin as Oompa Loompa. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

The training at Hogwarts Punk’d: Sadly, however, it’s still one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. Why do you keep saying that Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: Vince Vieluf as Wolverine. Box Office Guru Preview: Tumnus as Hector Jimenez. Ronald Lee Clark as Oompa Loompa. Cindy finds out the house she lives in is haunted by a little boy and goes on a quest to find out who killed him and why. If studios are smart, they’ll never let these directors near a camera again because; they’re horrible and making films.

A year after disposing of the body of a man they accidentally killed, a group of dumb teenagers are stalked by a bumbling serial killer.

Works of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. Views Read Edit View history. This is the story of four orphans brought together by fate. It seems that the wondrous fantasy land has recently fallen under the spell of the gnarniz White Bitch Jennifer Coolidgeand in order to bring peace back to Gnarnia these four bumbling mortals will have to join forces with a charismatic pirate, a painfully sincere group of aspiring wizards, and one particularly libidinous lion.

Before dying, he gives clues which lead her to a “Golden Ticket” in a vending machine candy bar.